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It might not have come across so far, but I firmly believe that Francis was a clown. The role of Howard's Mom on The Big Bang Theory was very likely inspired by this masterful performance. He did nothing short of filing the woman's toenails and is probably enamoured with her to this very day. Dabney's Mom expertly created a dripping wet blanket of a son, with the hair and fashion sense to match it. This underrated and underserved character was a great addition to a show that relied heavily on the fact that parents' neuroses quite often shape their children's' personalities.

#Malcolm in the middle cast full#

She's making some other guy's life a living hell at present and probably has an Etsy store full to the brim with homemade trinkets going at 3 for £1. Malcolm was far better off without Cynthia. Her voice was at a very particular level that somehow seeps into your ear canal producing the most grating noise ever produced. She didn't stop talking for a second and deprived viewers of precious screen time with Lois, Hal and just about every other character on the show. Malcolm's love interest was an absolute melt, and that's the nicest way I can phrase it. Otto and his wife Gretchen called their ranch 'The Grotto' after combining their names, so that's approximately all you need to know about their level of annoyance.

#Malcolm in the middle cast series#

Otto was the irritatingly poor imitation at a German farmer acting as Francis' boss in the later series of the show. Between Piama, Eric, Commandant Spangler and Otto, he should fry for what he's done.

Cool, you've got an eyepatch and a giant scar, but when are we going to get to hear your Don Draper story? He was a hard ass and wore a military suit like no other, but his little foray into the musical world with the recruits' rendition of Candyman will live on as a solid Malcolm In The Middle highlight.įrancis is responsible for bringing in the worst minor characters to the show and that is an ironclad fact. He was the stereotypical villain that really emphasised the fact that military school was a living hell for Francis, but also it got a bit boring after a while. She was a decent character at times, but mostly very annoying and is absolutely living with 84 cats right now. Things like making house calls to a naked Lois were grossly unnecessary and probably beyond the line of duty's requirements, but she had a good heart. She was really nice, borderline pervy with Malcolm but genuinely seemed to want to help him out. Miss Miller was deeply troubled and avoiding some serious life problems by throwing herself into her work far more than was required by her employers. 2018 Dabney is 100% in jail now for possession of indecent images, but that's none of our business. He annihilated the competition, shouting such troubling statements as 'Brush your own damn hair' and 'Get your own damn towel', showing that his mother had finally been cut loose. He'd been an absolute wet blanket up until that point, mostly due to his overbearing mother and sheep personality, but on paintball day, the boy became a man. Eric is probably still a massive square to this very day, except with a wife and 2.5 kids that look exactly like him.ĭabney's iconic moment in the show came when the Krelboynes went paintballing.

Francis was at the school for punishment, so acted accordingly, but it always seemed like Eric was living out his dream by being there.

All he wanted to do was breeze through school and graduate with decent enough grades to then go on and invent Facebook, which Mark Zuckerberg would subsequently steal from him. All of the Krelboynes were insufferable but he was easily the worst one.įrancis' handsome military school friend was a bit too upright for the show, but he had a good heart. He was such a know-it-all and felt some kind of superiority over Malcolm because he'd been a nerd for longer. Grown up Lloyd is most definitely a mansplainer who spends his life on Twitter replying to funny girls with what he deems to be funnier versions of their jokes. Every time he spoke, I felt myself loudly thinking 'STFU, brace face' and that hasn't changed.